Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



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Anonymous said: do you want a strange shaped cock in your pussy while you have eggplants in your ass..?

Absolutely not. In case you hadn’t noticed, the title of this blog is “NOT in my vagina”

URGHplant

URGHplant

Look, I’ve grown zucchini…  I know there’s always more than you know what to do with, but this is not what you should do with it!

Look, I’ve grown zucchini…  I know there’s always more than you know what to do with, but this is not what you should do with it!

Reblogged from juliasfun
So what exactly do you plan to do when the cap comes off inside you?

So what exactly do you plan to do when the cap comes off inside you?

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Everything about this looks disgusting

Everything about this looks disgusting

Reblogged from shit-thatblows-deactivated20140
shit-thatblows:

to infinity and beyond

I don’t even know what orifice was used, but it shouldn’t have been!

shit-thatblows:

to infinity and beyond

I don’t even know what orifice was used, but it shouldn’t have been!

(via period-problems)

Reblogged from jessacarrera

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I was way more thrilled with summer squash when it was just for things like Tuscan Soup.  You’re supposed to wash vegetables before you eat them because of pesticides.  Did you wash these?!

I was way more thrilled with summer squash when it was just for things like Tuscan Soup.  You’re supposed to wash vegetables before you eat them because of pesticides.  Did you wash these?!

Reblogged from holesnsoles

holesnsoles:

old but one the best ever, omfg!

Amateur, self shots, toys, asshole and pussy filled and hot soles. Nothing better.

Starving college students really shouldn’t waste food like this.  It does kinda look like she’s in a dorm, right?

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