Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



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Look, I’ve grown zucchini…  I know there’s always more than you know what to do with, but this is not what you should do with it!

Look, I’ve grown zucchini…  I know there’s always more than you know what to do with, but this is not what you should do with it!

Reblogged from juliasfun
So what exactly do you plan to do when the cap comes off inside you?

So what exactly do you plan to do when the cap comes off inside you?

(Source: juliasfun, via lookinhard4u)

Everything about this looks disgusting

Everything about this looks disgusting

Reblogged from shit-thatblows-deactivated20140
shit-thatblows:

to infinity and beyond

I don’t even know what orifice was used, but it shouldn’t have been!

shit-thatblows:

to infinity and beyond

I don’t even know what orifice was used, but it shouldn’t have been!

(via period-problems)

Reblogged from jessacarrera

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I was way more thrilled with summer squash when it was just for things like Tuscan Soup.  You’re supposed to wash vegetables before you eat them because of pesticides.  Did you wash these?!

I was way more thrilled with summer squash when it was just for things like Tuscan Soup.  You’re supposed to wash vegetables before you eat them because of pesticides.  Did you wash these?!

Reblogged from holesnsoles

holesnsoles:

old but one the best ever, omfg!

Amateur, self shots, toys, asshole and pussy filled and hot soles. Nothing better.

Starving college students really shouldn’t waste food like this.  It does kinda look like she’s in a dorm, right?

(via lookinhard4u)

She heard somebody say you should always use a #2  pencil to completely fill in the holes :/

She heard somebody say you should always use a #2  pencil to completely fill in the holes :/

Love bug

As some of you may recall, this blog started with a post about a woman who DIED as a result of an allergic reaction to having sex with a dog.  Well, this Swedish guy was not to be outdone… he also died, but a minute detail of the article indicates he did at least orgasm >.>

Seriously, on what planet would this be a GOOD idea for something to do with your genitalia?!

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm

Reblogged from createdtofuck
Um, honey…. for one thing, the vagina is self-cleaning and self-moisturizing.  For another, that’s not what’s meant by “pump bottle”

Um, honey…. for one thing, the vagina is self-cleaning and self-moisturizing.  For another, that’s not what’s meant by “pump bottle”

(Source: createdtofuck, via lookinhard4u)