Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



Ask me if it should go there...  

havana031895 said: Will a beats pill by dr dre fit?

Ask your mom

Anonymous said: Ever tried putting a snake up there? Like a ball python? Or even a rubber snake?

  The thing about snakes, is… any place their head fits, the rest of them can slither through, too. I could not find any pictures of that actually happening, though.

inmate3006 said: watched a woman stick a bed post, a pony tool and flashlight. Cost us $5 each to watch the show.

All at the same time? o_O

Anonymous said: Can a cell phone fit in a vagina?

There are a couple pictures on this blog that say “yes”

Anonymous said: How about pop rocks?

That would require a .gif

Anonymous said: do you want a strange shaped cock in your pussy while you have eggplants in your ass..?

Absolutely not. In case you hadn’t noticed, the title of this blog is “NOT in my vagina”

URGHplant

URGHplant

Look, I’ve grown zucchini…  I know there’s always more than you know what to do with, but this is not what you should do with it!

Look, I’ve grown zucchini…  I know there’s always more than you know what to do with, but this is not what you should do with it!

Reblogged from juliasfun
So what exactly do you plan to do when the cap comes off inside you?

So what exactly do you plan to do when the cap comes off inside you?

(Source: juliasfun, via lookinhard4u)