Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



Ask me if it should go there...  
Reblogged from chansluts1
4chan-nudies:

Double penetration sharpie Sunday by Garden-Chan

Does Sharpie know where most of their revenue comes from? Eurgh.

4chan-nudies:

Double penetration sharpie Sunday by Garden-Chan

Does Sharpie know where most of their revenue comes from? Eurgh.

(via chansluts1)

Double ended. They call them DOUBLE ended, not single-warped-around ended.  OUCH

Double ended. They call them DOUBLE ended, not single-warped-around ended.  OUCH

Eeeergh….. Ducks do not live in burrows. Ow!

Eeeergh….. Ducks do not live in burrows. Ow!

A General PSA

If it held, or holds, liquids that would potentially be caustic to (sting) your eyeballs THEN FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T PUT IT IN YOUR VAGINA

Reblogged from notinmyvagina

Worst thing?

4chan-nudies:

notinmyvagina:

What is the worst thing you have ever seen shoved into a helpless vagina?

Probably this

  OH DEAR GAWD.  What if the cap comes off when you try to remove it and it mousses your vagina? D:

(via chansluts1)

I got one. You don’t put a panda in a vagina
I don’t even know what that is….

I don’t even know what that is….

Worst thing?

  • What is the worst thing you have ever seen shoved into a helpless vagina?
Holy fuck that is like 3 inches square!  Way too many candles even if candles were supposed to go up that hole!  What’s the matter ladies, can none of you afford a vibrating toothbrush like normal people?!

Holy fuck that is like 3 inches square!  Way too many candles even if candles were supposed to go up that hole!  What’s the matter ladies, can none of you afford a vibrating toothbrush like normal people?!