Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



Ask me if it should go there...  
Reblogged from notinmyvagina

Worst thing?

4chan-nudies:

notinmyvagina:

What is the worst thing you have ever seen shoved into a helpless vagina?

Probably this

  OH DEAR GAWD.  What if the cap comes off when you try to remove it and it mousses your vagina? D:

(via chansluts1)

I got one. You don’t put a panda in a vagina
I don’t even know what that is….

I don’t even know what that is….

Worst thing?

  • What is the worst thing you have ever seen shoved into a helpless vagina?
Holy fuck that is like 3 inches square!  Way too many candles even if candles were supposed to go up that hole!  What’s the matter ladies, can none of you afford a vibrating toothbrush like normal people?!

Holy fuck that is like 3 inches square!  Way too many candles even if candles were supposed to go up that hole!  What’s the matter ladies, can none of you afford a vibrating toothbrush like normal people?!

Some things SHOULD go in there

Question from isitnormal.com

So, I have been fingered a lot and eaten out a bunch of times. Each and everytime it hurt, like physically hurt to a point where I had to stop, the guy. At first I thought it was just the guy, but then I tried to mastrabate, and it hurt also. What is wrong with my vagina that it only hurts when something is in it, and can never feel pleasure? 

P.S I also can’t get a tampon up there, especially without it hurting!!!! 

PPS I have NEVER FELT PLEASURE DOWN THERE!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Now, I’m not a medical doctor, but possible causes are vaginismus or a chronic yeast infection causing the pain.  What do you think?

My labia retreated in fear, just from looking at this.

My labia retreated in fear, just from looking at this.

You want to play with hot wax, fine.  You want to abuse your nipple clips, fine.  But seriously, if there’s one thing we know, it’s that the human body and fire do not mix well.  Plus, who knows what those candles are made out of!

You want to play with hot wax, fine.  You want to abuse your nipple clips, fine.  But seriously, if there’s one thing we know, it’s that the human body and fire do not mix well.  Plus, who knows what those candles are made out of!

Reblogged from leshitprince
Vagina denfuckingtata
bl1ndx3no:

I wonder if you would have to feed it and brush its teeth?

Vagina denfuckingtata

bl1ndx3no:

I wonder if you would have to feed it and brush its teeth?