Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



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Reblogged from my-fetis
tall:

ok there’s a line and it’s been crossed

Do you know how many people have DIED on the business end of farm equipment? 

tall:

ok there’s a line and it’s been crossed

Do you know how many people have DIED on the business end of farm equipment? 

(Source: my-fetis)

This candy cane is in there like plastic pine trees in a department store in October. All sorts of wrong time, wrong place!

This candy cane is in there like plastic pine trees in a department store in October. All sorts of wrong time, wrong place!

Anonymous said: How about an injector filled with Sulfuric Acid? lol

That is a definite NO! 

sexygirlspanties said: Could a tv remote control go their?

Probably somebody has done it! If I come across one, I’ll post it.

Anonymous said: Hey, I noticed you have a picture of garden-chan up on your blog. She was actually underage, you might want to remove it. Just pointing it out before you get in some kind of trouble.

Not sure who that is. You’d have to point out the specific post to me.

Anonymous said: how about a knife handle?

I don’t take requests. If you have something you think I’d be interested in posting, feel free to make the suggestion.

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Reblogged from extremerosalynn

extremerosalynn:

First time I tried a winebottle, easy.

That is…. exactly the opposite of a cool, dry place to store your wine. WTF

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Reblogged from bornlazy
bornlazy:

asszilla

Look, you should really get that checked out. Toothed parasites in ANY orifice are bad news.

bornlazy:

asszilla

Look, you should really get that checked out. Toothed parasites in ANY orifice are bad news.

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