Things that do NOT belong in your vagina



Ask me if it should go there...  

Anonymous said: how about a knife handle?

I don’t take requests. If you have something you think I’d be interested in posting, feel free to make the suggestion.

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extremerosalynn:

First time I tried a winebottle, easy.

That is…. exactly the opposite of a cool, dry place to store your wine. WTF

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bornlazy:

asszilla

Look, you should really get that checked out. Toothed parasites in ANY orifice are bad news.

bornlazy:

asszilla

Look, you should really get that checked out. Toothed parasites in ANY orifice are bad news.

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havana031895 said: Will a beats pill by dr dre fit?

Ask your mom

Anonymous said: Ever tried putting a snake up there? Like a ball python? Or even a rubber snake?

  The thing about snakes, is… any place their head fits, the rest of them can slither through, too. I could not find any pictures of that actually happening, though.

inmate3006 said: watched a woman stick a bed post, a pony tool and flashlight. Cost us $5 each to watch the show.

All at the same time? o_O

Anonymous said: Can a cell phone fit in a vagina?

There are a couple pictures on this blog that say “yes”

Anonymous said: How about pop rocks?

That would require a .gif